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T-Shirt Safe & Effective - Lt Grey Art

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Nov. 18, 2020 [REDACTED] Headline "{REDACTED] and {REDACTED] say final analysis shows c@ronavirus [REDACTED] is 95% effective with no safety concerns." And the 'Safe & Effective' agitprop was born! Luckily, the Pureblood Heart bows to no such golden goat of grotesque mind-thievery. You might ask, "If the {REDACTED] is not Safe & Effective, well what is Safe & Effective?" This T-shirt! Our tribute to the lower half of the Liberty Tree Fertilizing Unit and Combination Freedom Seed Dispenser. Safe, Effective, and Full Commie* Mode Fire Control Bella+Canvas soft and comfy T. Own it while you still can.

*Note: once you go full commie mode there are no returns or refunds.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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  LENGTH WIDTH
S (inches) 28 18
M (inches) 29 20
L (inches) 30 22
XL (inches) 31 24
2XL (inches) 32 26
3XL (inches) 33 28
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