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HOLDING THE LINE, ONE THREAD AT A TIME.

Eco Tote Bag Trust The Scientism!

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As seen on NPR. Praise be our Experts! The Managerial State would be nowhere without them. This postertote is to celebrate the end of Science. Even though Barry said "the science is settled" a long time ago, it has taken the recent hubub to really light up the new State Religion. Just look how happy our model is to carry this. That smile. Pretty much sums it up right there. Priceless. Buy two. Send one to your sister for uninviting you to Thanksgiving.

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product components sourced from Vietnam

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  BAG WIDTH BAG HEIGHT BAG DEPTH STRAP LENGTH STRAP WIDTH
One Size (inches) 16 14 ½ 5 24 1/2 1
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