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HOLDING THE LINE, ONE THREAD AT A TIME.

T-Shirt THE ICE CREAM NARRATIVE

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Don't let the hairy legs fool you. He got 81 Million "votes". You dig it? Don't be a denier.

You know what second place gets? A set of steak knives.

Corn pop was a bad dude. Don't be a bad dude. Support THE NARRATIVE, because you never know when you might find yourself noticing the strings - and off you go to that camping trip.

Celebrate clown world with two scoops of our hackneyed twist on our very own glorious Uncle Joe at his best. Now hurry up and buy one you lying dog-faced pony soldier.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
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