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HOLDING THE LINE, ONE THREAD AT A TIME.

NARRATIVE LIGHT

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Sometimes you just want a cold beer that doesn't constantly insist itself into the private affairs of your mind. Too bad. Its {CURRENT YEAR], and Progress doesn't care about your penchant for weak, carbonated rice syrup. It cares about control. That's why we brewed up our version of the fermented fiasco of globobeercorp. You have to laugh, otherwise you might get a tear in your beer. Wrap this custom label on your keg of a chest. Or whatever your packin. No judgement here.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
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